February 2012
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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Spotted!
gossipwesteros:
I spy with my little eye: Lady C, covered in blood. No, it’s not prom night in Winterfell, she just survived an assassination attempt. So tell me C, that taste in the back of your mouth, is that blood or revenge?
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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This Just In
gossipwesteros:
We hear that somebody caught our favorite golden fools doing some risque extra-curricular activities in Winterfell. Too bad Little B can’t tell us what he saw himself, I heard he took a nasty spill. Remember Little B, pride goeth before a fall, and no one has more pride than a Lannister.
You know you love me
XOXO,
Gossip Westeros
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
thevogonpoetess:
my career ambition is to be an oscar seat-filler
and the hp fandom screamed because dh2 was on the screen for 3 secs
cumberbuttz:
gary oldman wins best actor and they hand him benedict cumberbatch
Did lamportman buy her dress from the Sears sale...
christophernolans:
milasweetboobs:
the-apache:
wait so, where the fuck are Brad and Angie?
probably fucking
so accurate
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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Prayer circle for Gary Oldman winning an Oscar plz
factoseintolerant:
you know you love me, xoxo, gossip westeros: Good... →
gossipwesteros:
The King’s visit to Winterfell is fast approaching and Queen C is getting angrier and angrier the further north she gets. Could it be that she misses warmer shores, or is there something more taboo going on? Brother J was spotted lurking around her campsite, surrounded by other members of the Kingsguard. Looking for some quality alone time with sis?
But you know who hasn’t...
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gossipwesteros:
King R and N paying their respects to L while Queen C fumed aboveground. Watch out King R, hell hath no fury like a Lannister scorned.
Spotted!
gossipwesteros:
Khaleesi-to-Be D, taking one hot bath before her wedding to Khal D. Man, I wonder if that’s foreshadowing anything?
A topless RS and TG in the stables. Waiting for someone, boys?
Lonely Boy on his way to A’s rooms with a poorly concealed package. Hey Lonely Boy is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, it wouldn’t be the first time siblings got to...
I will be genuinely upset if they take out this...
teaat2am:
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but for real if gender roles in ASoIaF were...
yousordidharlot:
Male!Cat: Strong and emotionally distant.
Female!Jon: Whiny over-dramatic bitch.
Female!Tyrion: Annoying know it all bitch.
Female!Robb: Vengeful slut.
Male!Sansa: Brave and idealistic. It’s a good thing that he still holds onto the stories he grew up believing.
Jaime: Cersei
Cersei: Jaime
Anonymous asked: <p>I love the Night’s Watch… I think so many crack things can be done with them lol. At least if Jon and his black brothers decide to be rappers, they could use the Old Bear’s crow shouting, “CORN!” as a beat for their rap.</p>
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore.
(via notafraidofruins)
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jonfuckingsnow:
spotted: gendry
spotted: gendry
spotted: gen fucking dry
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